“Torpedo” talk filled baseball airwaves on Monday with managers, players and physicists wanting to know more about the long-ball-launching rods that were all the buzz of opening week.

The New York Yankees swept the Milwaukee Brewers to open the 2025 season, but it was the Bronx Bombers’ use of unconventionally shaped bats — and eye-popping 15 home runs — that caught baseball’s attention.

Philadelphia Phillies manager Rob Thomson, a longtime Yankees coach, said he’d never heard of these…