“Every time I go outside in my garden… my neighbours try to interact with me,” a disgruntled Jeff* said about his real life problem.

“During summer, my neighbours are sitting in their garden the whole day and then in a half drunken state will try to have conversations with me.”

Not wanting to appear rude, or end up in a neighbourhood feud, Jeff politely replies but tries to keep the conversations short.

Stifling a smile, Jeff just wants to be able to enjoy his garden alone but can’t step a…